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GRANNY PANTIES! For crying out loud, where are all my granny panties!? I suspect my husband has been secretly stealing them and throwing them out.
There are two occasions that call for granny panties; that magical time that comes once a month, and after delivering a baby. Since I will never again deliver a baby, I just need my buddies for my period. Period. Am I grossing you out or do you feel me on this? Holla!
Besides, my granny panties aren't all that bad. They are the Hanes bikini briefs that don't ride up. I think they say "no wedgies" on the package actually. Really though, who feels sexy during that time of the month? Anyone? Why must I wear sexy underwear then? My husband disagrees. He hates the grannies.
Granny panties are on my shopping list this week. Do you wear the grannies?