Thursday, February 3, 2011

A Pimple, a Sore Arm, and an Interview

Today I have a pimple, a sore arm, and my final interview with Realty USA. 

Of course, today, a pimple the size of a penny would decide to show up on my chin.  Are you kidding me?  I feel like I'm in Middle School again. 

After seeing the pink crater on my face I immediately Googled, "How to get rid of a zit fast."  It seriously amazes me the stuff that comes up when I Google something weird.  The amount of pictures and articles is ridiculous.  Then, there are the YouTube videos.  You couldn't pay me to watch a YouTube video of someone showing me how to "get rid of a zit fast."  That's just plain nasty.  I may or may not try one of the suggested ideas.  My fear is making the thing worse and looking like a complete idiot.

With my enormous pimple I also have a sore arm.  It's actually almost a useless arm.  As I sit here, I can barely type or lift my coffee cup to my lips.  Wait until you hear why my arm is sore.  Wait for it.

I knocked Joe out a couple of times boxing via the XBox Kinnect.  Really, no joke.  While at my mom's we decided to play a friendly game of boxing.  The problem is, I don't do friendly.  I threw some major jabs.  I put all my weight behind every punch.  By the end of three games I was hyperventilating and my arm felt like jello.  I am not exaggerating.  My lack of exercise the past 6 months was evident.  Joe said I only won because I crowded his area.  He's a sore loser.

I could barely sleep last night because my arm was so sore.  When I went to the bathroom this morning I had to use my left hand to get the toilet paper off the roll.  I guess it's time to hit the gym again.

My final interview is this afternoon.  I'm going in with a monster pimple and a gimp arm.  Hopefully, he will not look at my face and not want to shake my hand.  Otherwise, he'll see the zit and wonder why I can't lift my arm.  Here's hoping he finds zits attractive and thinks I suffer from a weird arm disease and feels compassion.


  1. You poor thing! Seriously though, try visene on your pimple. It really works. I'm an esthetician and this is one tried and true. It will take the redness down and reduce a little of the inflammation. I hope that helps!

  2. p.s good luck with the interview!


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